shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

mugglebornheadcanon:

501. Muggleborns accidentally calling Dumbledore “Gandalf”.

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

Imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

What about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

kohakuhoshi:

applejuiceandpizza:

kristhelamp:

ATTENTION TUMBLR!! 

Hello there, my name is Kris and I have been identifying as male for over a year. I am not exactly a proud trans man, but I’m caught in a really bad situation and need help. 

In less than a week I turn eighteen and on the 27th I leave for college. After that, I’m out on my ass. My parents are transphobic and refuse to pay for any of my expenses. Not even migraine medication, as shown above, which I need on a daily basis to function. Because my father is refusing to pay my tuition for the semester like he promised he would, I am now over $3000 in debt excluding my textbooks costs. I am unemployed, six months overdue, and really scared. My college is threatening to forfeit my classes, meaning I can’t leave an abusive household for another semester. I need to get out.

I plan on taking out a student loan next week to cover my college fees and once I move I’m hunting for a job. But even with a job, I can’t juggle the cost of living and transitioning expenses. Unfortunately, I must choose the former over my mental health. Which is why I’m begging for some help for transitioning fees. I’m tired of feeling like shit most of the time because of gender dysphoria, hating my image in the mirror, and crying myself dry on bad nights. 

My current goal is $2000 towards gender therapy, blood work, and testosterone injections. (My current healthcare plan doesn’t cover transitioning fees.) I know it is very unlikely I will reach this goal, but even a little money is better than nothing. If you could find it in your hearts to spare me even five dollars, I would greatly appreciate it. 

DONATE HERE and/or PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS

Thank you.

((please help out my friend kris he rly needs money

dashcon got 17k you have money for this and you know it))

I take Topiramate it is VERY expensive without insurance. I nearly had a coronary seeing the price of that…

The point of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the affects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

(Source: aristoxxcracy)

teacher:alright fold your papers in half
entire class:hot dog or hamburger

frankenstein-md:

Pemberley Digital Series’

mtvother:

The Wicked Witch of the West doing the Ice Bucket Challenge.