unicornfan:

theanti90smovement:

pupkid:

bevelrey:

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

AAAH

im in physical pain

its a metephor duh you dipSHITS (:

(Source: anselgifs)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

A dentist

I don’t know what your dentist is doing to you but I think you need to go to the police

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

djpaige:

But seriously though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

viva-la-hetalia:

kushdrinker:

OH SHIT I FOUND A LIST OF PRICES OF ORGANS ON THE BLACK MARKET

Kidney, $262,000 in the U.S., $62,000 in China, $15,000 in India.

Liver, $157,000.

Heart, $119,000.

Small intestine, $2,519.

Pair of eyeballs, $1,525.

Coronary artery, $1,525.

Gallbladder, $1,219.

Skull with teeth, $1,200.

Scalp, $607.

Spleen, $508.

Stomach, $508.

Hand and forearm, $385.

Pint of blood, $337 in the U.S., just $25 in India.

Skin, $10 per square inch.

Who wants to get rich with me

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legfruit:

tips for uni!!

- i don’t have any
- none of us know what we’re doing
- make rich friends

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

bromogeekmusings:

radimus-co-uk:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

(Source: Engadget)

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

insta-gramcracker:

when someone gives you some food thats your favourite because they dont like it

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